Two Tales from Edinburgh
Jun. 19th, 2010 09:18 pmLet me tell you two stories I heard in Edinburgh. One begins happily and ends horrifically, the other is a bit more of a pick me up so you finish reading this blog feeling good today.
Erin tells me I should narrate the story of Half-Hanged Maggie, but I'll save that for another time. Her nickname should give away part of the story, though. ;)
Instead, I'll tell you about chimney sweeps. What image pops into your head? Grubby children of what, ten, twelve years of age, cheerful or maybe glum, skillfully scampering up and down chimneys with their brooms in Victorian Britain. That's the image I had.
In Edinburgh, and probably elsewhere, the reality was much different. Instead of a ten year old, picture a three or four year old. They probably don't want to go up. It's dark, dirty and treacherous up there, but your siblings all did it, and if your mum is a widow, or your father a crippled soldier or even just an unskilled labourer, you need to work or you and your family will starve. Only children of a certain size will fit up the chimneys of the rich, you see.
Now, in Edinburgh, as in much of England, it rains a lot. So to stop the rain from continually putting out the flames in the fireplace, the chimneys aren't straight: they look kind of like a staircase, zigzagging upwards in distances of like ten feet.
We were told that when the city began knocking out walls in overcrowded tenements to create bigger apartments in the late 19th century, they got rid of many unneeded chimneys too.
When they did so, they found many bodies: young children with their legs or necks broken. If you lost your footing or handhold, few were able to get you out.
This was my expression: D: (that's horrified amazement)
We were then invited to look up a typical chimney of the era. It was dark, cramped, dirty, and frankly scary-looking. I would never fit up there, and the very thought of forcing a young child, especially a sibling or a theorhetical son or something, especially against their will, to an uncertain fate... Poverty is cruel.
Now after that grisly tale (told on the history tour, no less, not the ghost tour! Edinburgh's history is very dark), I'll tell you a more cheerful, "did you know that?" fact that few people know, even natives of the city.
Now, the large train station, Edinburgh Waverly, has a large five star hotel built next to it, built in the 1800s in a grand stately style. It even has a clocktower!
But don't set your watch to it. Even today, as per tradition, the time it shows is three minutes fast. Why? To ensure that guests always caught their trains: they would always show up three minutes early.
Erin tells me I should narrate the story of Half-Hanged Maggie, but I'll save that for another time. Her nickname should give away part of the story, though. ;)
Instead, I'll tell you about chimney sweeps. What image pops into your head? Grubby children of what, ten, twelve years of age, cheerful or maybe glum, skillfully scampering up and down chimneys with their brooms in Victorian Britain. That's the image I had.
In Edinburgh, and probably elsewhere, the reality was much different. Instead of a ten year old, picture a three or four year old. They probably don't want to go up. It's dark, dirty and treacherous up there, but your siblings all did it, and if your mum is a widow, or your father a crippled soldier or even just an unskilled labourer, you need to work or you and your family will starve. Only children of a certain size will fit up the chimneys of the rich, you see.
Now, in Edinburgh, as in much of England, it rains a lot. So to stop the rain from continually putting out the flames in the fireplace, the chimneys aren't straight: they look kind of like a staircase, zigzagging upwards in distances of like ten feet.
We were told that when the city began knocking out walls in overcrowded tenements to create bigger apartments in the late 19th century, they got rid of many unneeded chimneys too.
When they did so, they found many bodies: young children with their legs or necks broken. If you lost your footing or handhold, few were able to get you out.
This was my expression: D: (that's horrified amazement)
We were then invited to look up a typical chimney of the era. It was dark, cramped, dirty, and frankly scary-looking. I would never fit up there, and the very thought of forcing a young child, especially a sibling or a theorhetical son or something, especially against their will, to an uncertain fate... Poverty is cruel.
Now after that grisly tale (told on the history tour, no less, not the ghost tour! Edinburgh's history is very dark), I'll tell you a more cheerful, "did you know that?" fact that few people know, even natives of the city.
Now, the large train station, Edinburgh Waverly, has a large five star hotel built next to it, built in the 1800s in a grand stately style. It even has a clocktower!
But don't set your watch to it. Even today, as per tradition, the time it shows is three minutes fast. Why? To ensure that guests always caught their trains: they would always show up three minutes early.