Sparklepires, oh my! (Oh Twilight, you are so easy to mock)

[beboots]

At the behest of mightyinkas , I've been convinced to make a post of all of the really funny pictures I've compiled that, well, hate on Twilight. See original post here.  

I usually don't hate on something like this. I'm more of a live and let live kind of person. I'm normally not one for taking potshots... but Twilight makes it so easy. >_> Just to be clear, though, I'm not trying to be malicious. See this comment by me explaining my thoughts on the quality of Twilight. This is all in good fun. You'll laugh. I promise. 


The vast majority of these come from the Mark Reads Harry Potter blog's comments... which explains the continual references to Harry Potter as well. 

Let us begin.

Stalking =/= sexy, FYI, for any potential suitors out there.







Oh Snape, you are the king of disdain...

(Pee Ess for mightyinkas , who is a heretic and has not yet become involved with the Harry Potter series: a boggart takes the form of the thing that scares you most.)

 

As a True Blood fan, I had to throw this in for the few people who will understand it. Lafayette = awesome. 


P.P.S.: For those not in the know, THIS is Lafayette:

 

And now, I will leave you with this. It's so ridiculous it's amazing:


In conclusion... if you haven't seen the Buffy VS Edward video, it's a must-watch if you enjoyed this post. 

I'm also going to have to do another macro spam sometime soon, possibly Harry Potter-themed, possibly just awesomeness-themed. Or both!

Comments

[feral-shrew.livejournal.com]

It depends on the origin of the venom. Apparently they've changed definitions, since komodo dragons follow no standards of poison previously known. (Also, holy crap. Vicious, big, giant bite of sharp teeth, AND its venom thins blood. It's one of many animals I never want to see up close and personal without sturdy zoo enclosures between me and the lizard.)

Ugh. NOBODY should want an Edward, except perhaps as someone for a much more desirable life-partner to utterly destroy in comparison.

[beboots.livejournal.com]

Yeah, komodo dragons I admire from afar. >_>

The only Edward that I would want in my life would be an Edward Elric. Fullmetal Alchemist was one of my strongest fandoms for the longest time.

[feral-shrew.livejournal.com]

Most Edwards that I know are jerks. One is my cousin. He CAN be nice when he so chooses, but he's generally a jerk and rather condescending about it.