My childhood beliefs
Feb. 12th, 2011 05:04 pm I've been thinking a lot lately on my childhood outlook on life. What were things that you believed as a child?
-My mother always tells me the story that when we moved away from Germany to Ottawa when my twin sister and I were three, we were under the impression that Ottawa was on a different planet. And what is a jet plane but a spaceship? (Also: were we that wrong?)
-I didn't understand the difference between "erase" and "wash". I remember once when my little brother scribbled all over a colouring book of mine in permanent marker. When my pink eraser wouldn't work, I filled up the bathroom sink with water and dumped the book in, assuming that the purple and yellow lines would come right off. I was sorely mistaken, and had a dissolved colouring book. I was not happy that this hadn't worked.
-Cars had personalities, and their headlights were their eyes. I still judge cars this way: if the "eyes" are too big, I think it looks dopey. If a car looks "mean", I don't like it. There are certain vehicles that I simply will never consider buying because on some subliminal level I still think of them as having personalities like this.
-My mother always tells me the story that when we moved away from Germany to Ottawa when my twin sister and I were three, we were under the impression that Ottawa was on a different planet. And what is a jet plane but a spaceship? (Also: were we that wrong?)
-I didn't understand the difference between "erase" and "wash". I remember once when my little brother scribbled all over a colouring book of mine in permanent marker. When my pink eraser wouldn't work, I filled up the bathroom sink with water and dumped the book in, assuming that the purple and yellow lines would come right off. I was sorely mistaken, and had a dissolved colouring book. I was not happy that this hadn't worked.
-Cars had personalities, and their headlights were their eyes. I still judge cars this way: if the "eyes" are too big, I think it looks dopey. If a car looks "mean", I don't like it. There are certain vehicles that I simply will never consider buying because on some subliminal level I still think of them as having personalities like this.
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Date: 2011-02-25 05:18 am (UTC)My favorite part of that entire book is Huck's little soliloquy when he decides just what he's going to do about Jim. It redeemed the book for me after all of the "okay, hello stereotype #17."
That's why I could never, ever stand with most Harry Potter characters on house elves. "They like it." "They need to do this." "They'd hate getting paid." All while they're speaking in a terribly stereotypical speech pattern generally associated with not-particularly-intelligent black people. Dobby is a great character, but he can't single-handedly redeem all of the bad, bad things that little kids are taking in.