List me some practical uses for bayonets. Go!

[beboots]

Let it never be said that you can be completely bored in any one class. Even in the densest of texts, you occasional run across passages that grip your attention.
Here are a few of those things that I have run across recently in my studies.

In French translation, we’ve had some quick review of expressions and how to translate them. Some of you may already know expressions like “Never judge a book by its cover”, but you can’t translate them word for word in French. It won’t make sense. Instead, you say the equivalent of “Don’t judge a monk by his habit.” There are also ones like “practice makes perfect”: “C’est en forgeant que l’on deviant forgeron.” (literally, “it’s in forging that one becomes a blacksmith”, but it flows so much more smoothly over the tongue because the verb “forger” (to forge) and “forgeron” (blacksmith) have the same root word).

Speaking of expressions… I had no idea that the expression “to hem and haw” was so rare. Tell me, guys, have you heard of it before, and do you know what it means without having to look it up? I’ve argued with a few of my friends about it. ;) Some even say that it’s “hum and haw”, but I’m pretty sure “hem” is correct. What say you?

Now on to Civil War stuff. (Which is always the good stuff.)

“John Lincoln Clem (1852-1937) was reportedly nine year sold in June 1861 when he stowed away in a regimental baggage car and attached himself to the 22nd Michigan, whose officers appointed him the drummer for Company C. At the Battle of Shiloh a shell shattered his drum, earning him the sobriquet “Johnny Shiloh.” Clem became a mounted orderly on the staff of General George H. Thomas, and with the “rank” of lace sergeant. At the age of thirteen, he was discharged, only to return to the army as an officer in 1871. He retired as a major general at age sixty-five, and in 1916 was the last man then active in the service who had served in the Civil War.”
-Volo, Dorothy Denneen and James M. Volo, Daily Life in Civil War America, 131.

“The majority of muskets were fitted with a socket bayonet about eighteen inches long. Some regiments were issued short swords, instead of bayonets, that could be fitted to the barrel of the musket. Although great reliance was placed by military tacticians on the ability of “cold steel” to drive the enemy from the field, in practice very few combatants came to such close quarters before the psychological effect of the bayonet caused one side or the other to flee. Captain J.W. De Forest noted that “bayonet fighting occurs mainly in newspaper and other works of fiction.” Bayonets, however, proved to be excellent digging tools, skewers for roasting meat and potatoes, and good candle holders.”
-Volo, Dorothy Denneen and James M. Volo, Daily Life in Civil War America, 168-9.

“Of all the war escapades initiated by the Confederate cavalry, Genera Wade Hampton’s “Beef Steak Raid" most captures the imagination. Confederate food supply had become critical by t he fall of 1864. Hampton developed a well-timed and well-executed plan to capture a herd of cattle at the federal supply depot beyond General Lee’s lines. Striking at 3 A.M., Hampton’s men managed to rustle more than 2,400 head of cattle and re-enter Lee’s lines. No more welcome raiding party ever returned to camp. The Beef Steak Raid was as brilliant an operation as any completed in the war. Hampton had brought in more than 2 million pounds of beef, or enough to feed 50,000 men for 40 days. When told of the raid, Lincoln called it the slickest piece of cattle rustling he had ever seen.”
-Volo, Dorothy Denneen and James M. Volo, Daily Life in Civil War America, 150.


What have you guys been learning lately?

Comments

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

I hear bayonets were also useful at opening cans of food.

You see, tinned food was invented before can-openers, and apparently cans used to come with the intructions to use their bayonets to open them... better that than rocks, which was another popular method of smashing cans open (imagine being hungry and in the middle of nowhere and having a can of food remain unopened no matter what you do... I'd also try my luck with a rock, even if that meant having to eat off the floor after the can exploded).

(btw, would you have some free time to look over a story? It's not very long, and though it's unfinished, it's a parody and I don't think I can milk it for any more jokes. I just have to figure out a way to finish it).

[beboots.livejournal.com]

I don't have time this week (papers, readings and projects creeping up on me) but I could totally have a look next week. Send it to me on Thursday or Friday, maybe? We have Reading Week (a sort of spring break for University students) from February 13th-21st... which unfortunately doesn't mean vacation so much as catch-up time, because profs take that break into account when assigning things. Everything is due either right before or right afterwards. D: But I'm determined to have at least a few days of doing absolutely no homework whatsoever, so I'll get it done sometime then. Does that sound good?

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'll send it to you on thurdsday. Thanks! :3

You are so good to me... *huuugs*

Yikes, I know all about that. My profs do exactly the same during may's week and student's week (in May and September, respectively). -_-

Be warned, though, that this story isn't like most of mine. It's a parody of xxxholic a la MAD Magazine, in that it's totally cruel and delights in misundertanding everything, looking at it from the perspective of a casual (and quite confused) observer. I wrote it because sometimes, we need to laugh at the things we love. ^^U

[beboots.livejournal.com]

Oooh - I like this idea! :D I shall do all I can to make sure that the format succeeds! :D I look forward to reading it! (and avoiding studying and stuff. :P )

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

I look forward to reading it! (and avoiding studying and stuff. :P )

Time-honoured student tradition, that. XD