"No you fool! He's Max Fightmaster! Think about this for a second!"

[beboots]

-On the manliness of Max Fightmaster's name, here: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html


OKAY SO I'M TOTALLY DONE ALL OF MY EXAMS NOW. *rejoice*

So I knew that I was completely and utterly done school today, when I went to the washroom after my exam and was staring at this poster on the wall while waiting in line. It was an advertisement that encouraged people to use "refillable pens and pencils". And then I thought to myself: "hey, if you remove the 'c' and the 'l' from 'pencils', you get..." XD

So yeah, my brain is dribbling out of my ears. I can think stupid. AND IT IS GLORIOUS.

Also, pretend that that "pencils" observation never happened.

So I've been on a hetalia kick, since being linked to the kink meme ( http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/864.html ) last week. OH GOD I've been reading it instead of studying.... But then again, I've been studying history, so I can pretend to be studying for my last exam, the history of the Habsburgs, while watching videos like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymn5K7KNGCw&feature=related
Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufuqTGCZ8WM&feature=related
Also, this is adorable and made me tear up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWTdi5efLdE&feature=related Oh, Canada... ;_; (TOTALLY NOT HISTORY, BTW) Oh, and this fic was written as inspired by that video: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=5013719#t5013719 Watch the video, read the fic, watch the video again, and burst into tears.

Oh, and Hetalia, for the uninitiated, is essentially a series in which all of the characters are countries. And the fanfiction is awesome. People can pick apart historical events and make me squee inside.

Highlights of what I have found so far, for your consumption (note my bias towards Canada):

-A Netherlands/Canada fic in which, well... the Netherlands is awesome. And Canada thwarts an attempt by his brother (America) to blackmail him. http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=1863544

-Canada explains bagged milk to America. D'aww... http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=139640#t139640 

- Canada, England and America in the First World War. England cares more about Canada than he lets on. (scroll down) Gloria Patri http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/864.html

Further things for you to check out and be amused by:

6 Insane Prison Escapes That Actually Happened http://www.cracked.com/article_16945_6-insane-prison-escapes-that-actually-happened.html

6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (With Really Obvious Solutions) http://www.cracked.com/article_16671_6-famous-unsolved-mysteries-with-really-obvious-solutions.html

6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain
http://www.cracked.com/article_16871_6-insane-discoveries-that-science-cant-explain.html

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

5 Presidential Elections Even Dumber Than This One (Somehow) http://www.cracked.com/article_16680_5-presidential-elections-even-dumber-than-this-one-somehow.html.

Comments

[lotusmist.livejournal.com]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Oh, boy. You just know I'm going to be spending hours checking all those recs. X3

So far I've barely managed to read the list of the nine manliest names, and I'm already laughing like a hyena. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. XD

(btw, I read that name aloud before I got the warning -just to see how it would sound and if I could actually pronounce it- and didn't get any hair in the chest because of it. Guess I'm girly enough to counter its sheer manliness XD)

[beboots.livejournal.com]

I love recs. And reccomending things myself. <3

And yes, that website is awesome. Beware, though - don't start reading them unless you have a few hours to set aside, giggling to yourself. It's addictingly funny.

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