The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

[beboots]

Winston Churchil quotes are love. :3

Anyway, on to the subject of this post!

Don't you just love inadvertant puns? See, I was working on that one paper for The Rise and Fall of the Tudor Regime (about those two authors duking it out over how much influence Anne Boleyn had over Henry VIII and his decisions regarding Cardinal Wolsey, which included huge blocks of old English, old French and Latin... untranslated), and I was explaining to my sister that I couldn't talk with her for long, because I had a paper to write.
Sister Dearest:  "Whhhyyyyy?" D:
And I replied, banging my fist on the table: "Because it's due tomorrow!"
Sister Dearest: ;_;
What I meant: "Relax, it won't take long because I only have to work out the kinks in this one last paragraph."
What I actually said:  "Relax, I only have to finish kinking out this one paragraph."
Yep.
And of course, Sister Dearest was like: "Wait, what? 'Kinking'? Do you want me to leave you alone with it for a minute? I'm sure this is a very private moment for you."
What I heard her say: "What a sexy essay!"
Myself: "That's right! I'm adding in more references to Anne Boleyn, obviousy." D:<
Oh those Tudors, so kinky. ;)


...okay, now I actually have to get back to work on that aforementioned sexy paper. D:

Comments

[kuiskata]

Why can I totally picture this exchange between you two? XD

Winston Churchill quotes are indeed fun, from the few I've seen.

[beboots.livejournal.com]

Because it is absolute truth, that's why. ;)

[xlirealx.livejournal.com]

Lol I can picture that conversation too XDD you and your sister dearest are ftw!

[beboots.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! :D