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But Belial? If Gabriel dropped by to borrow your hairdryer could you kick him out?”
“I don’t own a hairdryer. Wait, they want your hairdryer?” Aziraphale said, completely seriously.
~Good Omens fanfiction
I just sent off a bunch of links to a friend of mine for some really awesome Good Omens fanfic (and fanart as an attachment, so you guys don't get any, sorry), and I quite liked the format... So here they are! ^_^
Good Omens, by the way, is a comedy about the apocalypse, a collaboration by the two most freakin' awesome fantasy authors writing today, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. *drools*
The Trouble With Cats
http://lux.pfen.net/twc.htm
"A conversation between Aziraphale and Minerva McGonagall." - A cat wanders into Aziraphale's bookshop. :)
"'You're not here to actually buy a book, are you?' The question demanded the answer 'no'. He shifted nervously.
'I might be.'
'Actually, we're shut.'
Minerva looked around. 'The sign says you're open. And you've got just the thing I'm looking for. I know. I saw it.'
'Oh dear. I mean, good.'"
Luna meets Aziraphale
http://caedesdeo.livejournal.com/29279.html#cutid1
Another random HP/GO crossover - drabble form. :)
“Hello, Mister angel. Have you got the latest treatise on the most favoured methods of bait trapping for Blue Reflecting Flowerfish?”
An Angel In Middle Earth
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2052083/1/
Yes, yes, another crossover, but... c'mon! It's funny! :D Aziraphale gets sucked through a plothole and arrives in Middle Earth
"It had all been rather annoying at first. The Elves had erroneously assumed that he had been sent to Arda by the Valar to aid them against the shadow in the east, and it had taken him quite a while to get across the concepts of 'angel', 'other reality', and 'hopelessly lost'."
Be Ye Therefore Merciful
http://library.good-omens.com/viewstory.php?sid=197
Crowley gets shot, Azirphale staves off Death for him. :) So cute, so awesome!
"AZIRAPHALE. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE A COLOSSAL PAIN IN THE BACKSIDE?
....
"Oh yes. Many times," he said softly.
Then he turned back to the Angel of Death and added politely, "Are you quite certain you wouldn't care for a cup of tea?""
Going Home
http://daegaer.livejournal.com/32277.html
Aziraphale gets recalled to Heaven, and Crowley angsts... then does something about it. Can you say, demon in Heaven? O.O;
"He turned his suit into a nice white robe and shook out his wings.
“There. You’d hardly tell me from the natives.”
“Oh, I don’t know. Sunglasses aren’t much in fashion here,” Aziraphale said.
Crowley was delighted to see he was trying to hide a smile."
Goodbody
http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/25327.html#cutid1
Azirphale's old body was getting, well, old, so he has to get it traded in... and gets an Adonis-style one instead. ^_^
"For the first five or ten minutes of the meeting, while the ducks in the pond waited patiently for their bread, Crowley laughed and laughed and laughed, without Aziraphael even having opened his mouth, which was probably bad."
Plumed Serpent
http://daegaer.livejournal.com/273133.html
Crowley gets to visit Aztec South America, way before Europeans arrive, and somehow ends up a god. :) Very, very well-written, very, very in-character... plus, y'know, awesomeness and accurate historical facts.
""Behold!" Crowley yelled as it swooped into human view. "It is as I foretold!"
The eagle banked sharply and dramatically and landed on a hastily created cactus. Everyone cheered and laughed, and told each other it was definitely a proper omen, what with a cactus growing in a marsh and everything."
Like Smoke from a Furnace
http://community.livejournal.com/contrelamontre/442913.html
One-shot: Future fic. Crowley gets shot, and well, Azirphale gets his revenge. >:D
"Aziraphale noted with a great deal of satisfaction that most of them must have thought he was really a human. The blow from his wing caught the leader and knocked him flat, where he lay groaning. Oh well, it had been an awkward angle and Aziraphale was out of practice. He could hardly have been expected to break the man's neck that easily."
“I don’t own a hairdryer. Wait, they want your hairdryer?” Aziraphale said, completely seriously.
~Good Omens fanfiction
I just sent off a bunch of links to a friend of mine for some really awesome Good Omens fanfic (and fanart as an attachment, so you guys don't get any, sorry), and I quite liked the format... So here they are! ^_^
Good Omens, by the way, is a comedy about the apocalypse, a collaboration by the two most freakin' awesome fantasy authors writing today, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. *drools*
The Trouble With Cats
http://lux.pfen.net/twc.htm
"A conversation between Aziraphale and Minerva McGonagall." - A cat wanders into Aziraphale's bookshop. :)
"'You're not here to actually buy a book, are you?' The question demanded the answer 'no'. He shifted nervously.
'I might be.'
'Actually, we're shut.'
Minerva looked around. 'The sign says you're open. And you've got just the thing I'm looking for. I know. I saw it.'
'Oh dear. I mean, good.'"
Luna meets Aziraphale
http://caedesdeo.livejournal.com/29279.html#cutid1
Another random HP/GO crossover - drabble form. :)
“Hello, Mister angel. Have you got the latest treatise on the most favoured methods of bait trapping for Blue Reflecting Flowerfish?”
An Angel In Middle Earth
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2052083/1/
Yes, yes, another crossover, but... c'mon! It's funny! :D Aziraphale gets sucked through a plothole and arrives in Middle Earth
"It had all been rather annoying at first. The Elves had erroneously assumed that he had been sent to Arda by the Valar to aid them against the shadow in the east, and it had taken him quite a while to get across the concepts of 'angel', 'other reality', and 'hopelessly lost'."
Be Ye Therefore Merciful
http://library.good-omens.com/viewstory.php?sid=197
Crowley gets shot, Azirphale staves off Death for him. :) So cute, so awesome!
"AZIRAPHALE. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE A COLOSSAL PAIN IN THE BACKSIDE?
....
"Oh yes. Many times," he said softly.
Then he turned back to the Angel of Death and added politely, "Are you quite certain you wouldn't care for a cup of tea?""
Going Home
http://daegaer.livejournal.com/32277.html
Aziraphale gets recalled to Heaven, and Crowley angsts... then does something about it. Can you say, demon in Heaven? O.O;
"He turned his suit into a nice white robe and shook out his wings.
“There. You’d hardly tell me from the natives.”
“Oh, I don’t know. Sunglasses aren’t much in fashion here,” Aziraphale said.
Crowley was delighted to see he was trying to hide a smile."
Goodbody
http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/25327.html#cutid1
Azirphale's old body was getting, well, old, so he has to get it traded in... and gets an Adonis-style one instead. ^_^
"For the first five or ten minutes of the meeting, while the ducks in the pond waited patiently for their bread, Crowley laughed and laughed and laughed, without Aziraphael even having opened his mouth, which was probably bad."
Plumed Serpent
http://daegaer.livejournal.com/273133.html
Crowley gets to visit Aztec South America, way before Europeans arrive, and somehow ends up a god. :) Very, very well-written, very, very in-character... plus, y'know, awesomeness and accurate historical facts.
""Behold!" Crowley yelled as it swooped into human view. "It is as I foretold!"
The eagle banked sharply and dramatically and landed on a hastily created cactus. Everyone cheered and laughed, and told each other it was definitely a proper omen, what with a cactus growing in a marsh and everything."
Like Smoke from a Furnace
http://community.livejournal.com/contrelamontre/442913.html
One-shot: Future fic. Crowley gets shot, and well, Azirphale gets his revenge. >:D
"Aziraphale noted with a great deal of satisfaction that most of them must have thought he was really a human. The blow from his wing caught the leader and knocked him flat, where he lay groaning. Oh well, it had been an awkward angle and Aziraphale was out of practice. He could hardly have been expected to break the man's neck that easily."
