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A pun? Involving Abraham Lincoln? Do tell! :DD

I have my own punning story to tell you (shamelessly copy and pasted):

One night a man was walking through his local park. It was a beautiful night, crisp, clear, the full moon providing ample light for him to see by. He was really enjoying himself when, just a little way away, he saw this creature. It looked like some sort of dog or something, but it also looked a bit like a man.
He approached the doggish man curiously, and said, 'er... hello.'
'Piss off,' said the creature.
'Excuse me,' responded the man, shocked, 'that's not very friendly.'
'Go fuck yourself.'
The man was now quite offended. 'That's no way to talk to people,' he protested sternly.
'Fuckity bollocks hell wank arse!' snarled the creature.
The man was about to respond to this when he heard footsteps. Turning round he saw another man running towards him.
'I'm dreadfully sorry!' said the other man upon reaching them. 'Please, I just let him out of my sight for a moment! You must forgive him, he's not usually like this!'
'He isn't?'
'Oh no, he always suffers round the full moon.'
The man frowned. 'I don't understand, what ever is wrong with him?'
'Don't you know?' the other man sounded rather suprised, 'he's a swear-wolf, of course.'